Carla's Funky Art

Dan turns 40! Muahahahahaha!

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Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh Lordy, look who is forty!!!!!!  Today Dan is officially OVER THE HILL!  Muahahahahaha!  So glad it isn't me!  I thought it would be extra "mean" to put this crazy picture of him in my blog.  (do you see my daughter in the background giving him rabbit ears?)

Here is my poem to Dan:

Dan is grey....Dan is old......When you turn 40 you smell like mold.

You are getting saggy......your knee hurts all the time.......it is getting harder to ride your bike..........to the San Juan Ferry line.........

You have no hair.......except your ears and nose..........your age is coming faster.........and turning 40 blows............

Just remember we still love you........even though you are over the hill..........we do not care that you are old and crippled..........and probably never will!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.s. I am glad your knee hurts all the time because that is what you get for trying to hang my bubble tree painting without a ladder and putting a big fat hole in it!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANNY!!!!!!! THANK YOU FOR BEING MY BIGGEST ART FAN AND FOR INSPIRING ME EVERYDAY!!!!!!  I HONESTLY DON'T CARE THAT YOU ARE SUPER OLD AND GREY AND OVER THE HILL!!!!!!!